Monday, January 29, 2007
FASTEST TEXTER: Top 10 things Dublin Doormen Say!!!
Ever been stopped by a bouncer on the door of a Dublin pub or club. Here's the Top 10 things the monkey's in suits have been heard to say:
1: "Go ahead on in girls yer all lookin' well....piss off lads it's regulars only!!!"
2: "I don't know your face and even if i did you wouldn't be getting in!!!"
3: "If you don't step away from the door I'll put your bleedin' head through it"
4: "OK folks you know we're going to ask for them, so have yizzer I.D.'s ready!!!"
5: "Of course that's not a wedding ring on my finger luv...now giz a wear and I'll let you in for free!!!"
6: "Where are yiz from lads? Ballyfermot? Sorry we're full!!!"
7: "Are you trying to tell me that I.D. is real? I may be a bouncer, but I'm not thick??"
8: "I don't know how that customer ended up with a broken arm...he musta fell down the stairs on his own!!!"
9: "I'm not a bouncer...I'm fully trained security personnel!!!"
10: "Are you carrying drugs into my club bud? No? OK, here's some for you and your mates!!"
